EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK, FY1
The Handbook
Everything the game does, in plain English. If the app and this page ever disagree, this page wins.
The loop
- 1You buy $COMPANY. That's it, buying is joining. You're drafted into one of six companies for the whole season.
- 2Every trade pays a 3% tax, buys and sells alike. The tax builds the pot, in ETH.
- 3Every 15 minutes a shift closes. Companies are scored on how their people behaved, and on how the real stock did.
- 4Every holder gets paid every shift: the winning company's holders split 50% of the pot in the winner's tokenized stock, and everyone else splits 30%, paid in their own company's stock.
- 5A season (one fiscal year) is 15 shifts of 15 minutes each, under four hours start to finish. The remaining 20% of each pot goes to operations: gas, slippage buffers, hosting, and the reserve that funds Earnings Call double pots.
The draft
Your company is derived from your wallet, the published season salt, and the hash of the block containing your first buy:
team = keccak256(wallet ‖ seasonSalt ‖ blockhash(firstBuyBlock)) % 6Unpredictable when you hit send, verifiable by anyone afterwards. No transaction beyond the buy itself. Check any wallet's assignment yourself below.
FORM HR-6: DRAFT VERIFIER
Scoring: 100 points a shift
| CATEGORY | WEIGHT | WHAT IT MEASURES |
|---|---|---|
| Diamond Hands | 30 | Share of your company's supply held by wallets that sold nothing this shift. |
| Net Inflow | 25 | ETH bought minus ETH sold by your company's members. Sells hurt in proportion to how much of the position was dumped. Trimming 5% barely registers. Nuking the bag hurts everyone. |
| Tenure | 15 | How long members have held, √-damped so one ancient whale can't carry it. |
| Headcount | 15 | New hires drafted this shift (buys of 0.005 ETH+ count, √-damped on size). |
| The Ticker | 15 | The real stock's price change over the shift, from its Chainlink feed. Your team's actual stock going up actually wins you money. |
When the market is closed (feeds run 24/5), The Ticker freezes and its 15 points move into Diamond Hands (which becomes 45). Overnight and weekend shifts are pure conviction contests. The floor says so when it happens.
Modifiers
- Underdog: +8% points per shift since your company last won, capped at +40%. Losing streaks end.
- Streak tax: two wins in a row costs you −10% on the third. Dynasties are boring.
- Employee of the Shift: the top contributor in the winning company takes 5% off the top.
Market events
At season start we publish a hash for every shift of the season: 15 sealed envelopes. Each seed is revealed when its shift begins, so events are known before anyone acts and provably weren't picked to suit us. About 4 shifts get one:
Hostile takeover: last place wins the pot.
Merger: two companies pool points and split pay.
Short squeeze: one company's Net Inflow counts double.
Stock split: Headcount jumps to 40 points. Recruit.
Audit: Diamond Hands jumps to 55. Don't blink.
Getting paid
- Pot split every shift: 50% to the winning company's holders in the winner's stock, 30% to every other holder, paid in their own company's stock, 20% to operations.
- Losing still pays, just less. The consolation pool is shared by all non-winning holders with the same weighting as the winner's pool, so your take depends on your holding, not on which losing team you're on. Winning simply pays better per token held.
- Your payout weight = your time-weighted balance × up to +25% for selling nothing that shift × a tenure multiplier that grows to 1.5×. Buying two minutes before the bell earns two minutes of weight.
- You never claim anything. Payroll is direct deposit: stock is pushed to every holder's wallet on-chain, moments after the bell. No connection, no transaction, no gas from you. If a deposit to a contract wallet fails, it retries within the hour, and a permissionless claim exists as a backstop, so your paycheck is yours even if we vanish.
- Shifts 5, 10 and 15 are Earnings Calls: double pot, funded from the season reserve as far as it stretches. The ledger shows exactly what was added.
- If a swap can't fill safely, payroll is delayed. Your pot rolls into the next shift and nothing is lost.
- Sell everything and you're fired: off the roster, tenure gone, re-drafted if you return.